thanks 4 putting "im not your boyfriend baby" on my sex playlist. she just got pissed and left.
i would have smoked before this dance, how ever i have surgery Monday and I looked up weed and anesthesia and fatalities was mentioned, so i decided that it would be a bad idea
probs a good idea
i like the whole idea of life and being alive
you sure you're not high?
I may also break bread with strippers. Because it is passover.
i hate this class. from the way they're all staring you would think they've never seen a girl in basketball shorts, heels and sunglasses.
Bars not open yet, I feel like a desperate alcoholic wandering around outside.
There's two girls at the bar sniffing each others boobs.
I just realized that two weekends in a row we ended up in a bathroom with two different boys asking us for a threesome. does this happen to everyone?
On monday, while we were having crazy monkey sex, I earned $82. Vacation pay rocks.
take 2 Ambien then drink a Red Bull and watch Alice in Wonderland. Trust me.
Currently siting in the living room naked, staring at one of the girls across the street in her living room naked. This is like the most intense starting contest of all time.
HOLY SHIT. I JUST FOUND OUT THAT THE KARL/RORY BASEBALL FIGHT THAT RORY LOST WAS 2 YEARS AGO TODAY. RIP KARL'S DICK.
I love that there are toys on the counter. Coffee, tea, wine bottles, gag ball, and handcuffs.
My kitchen gets me.
I'm really tired of this guy walking his chicken in my neighborhood.
I'm beginning to think shitting his pants is just a normal thing for him.
What's the weirdest place you've ever had sex?
I don't think you're psychologically prepared for this conversation.
Randomize
