Someone in my class is wearing shirt and on the back it says...National Bible Quiz Finalist 2006. Do you really expect me to find a guy here
hey everyone... booty call? my house tonight. bring friends to fuck my friends.
You got off, kissed my dick and whispered "stay hard" to it, puked and then got right back on top of me like nothing happened...
i think i just put your shirt on , but i don't remember . my body can't decide if it wants to move in slow motion or fast forward
I think we need to find a happy medium between fried food and dicks. This could end badly.
who were those guys at the table sniffing dryer sheets?
I make your heart skip a beat like that pivotal moment when you open a public toilet lid
I bet it kind of sucks while you do community service I'm getting blown in the shower. haha
The number of times I've puked in the Walgreens bathroom is becoming way too many for my pride.
he forgot we were at my place and not his so he tried kicking me out of my own apartment by saying "so, you can go whenever you want...."
Are you high?
The snorkel mask makes that pretty clear
And your boyfriend doesn't mind you constantly taking pictures of his dick just to freak out your brother?
its more like he's accepted that he can't stop me
So besides your brother walking in on you shaving and singing "I'm gonna get asssss" how was your night
you were grinding on the cop whispering for him to lend you his tazer.
What do you do when you legitimately find a hidden sex dungeon in your parents basement next to your bedroom!!?
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