Tell her to GTFO!!!!! JAI HO!!!!!
Im going to bring a boy home tonight, and not tell him that I have my period. So when he tries to fuck me, I say no, and look really classy. Then he thinks I'm marriage material. So I give him head.
Steve is enlightening me on how and why u put gerbils up your ass
Seriously, stop peeing all over the toilet seat. It looks like movie theatre butter.
It was one time. Now I have to constantly remind her my name is Jessica not Jizzica.
it wasn't THAT bad but he definitely called his dick an asshole and said sorry to my vagina
Dude I could put my dick between the gap in her teeth.. This is the last time we are hanging out with Kentucky girls
Dubbing lion king over planet earth. That stoned.
Watching dad use Doritos to illustrate exactly where to locate the clitoris. How's your family christmas going?
Nothing says walk of shame better than a onesie and a 12 pack of corona..
I'm using the bullet from my cock ring to massage out my tmj lock jaw from giving too much head.
Get your clothes on you are our DD for the night. The usual three way payment
I had the hottest doctor assess me at the hospital. He smelled like heaven and sex.
Nothing quite like the "I had sex you a month ago and now we're stopped at the same 4 way" wave
you're welcome to come here, except my beds from ikea so it's more unstable than i am
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