just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
think i got pink eye from a stripper in vegas. showgirls did not prepare me adequately for this. be kind, 2010.
When I said to shut up, I meant it. I'm sorry you have a bald spot now, but it was necessary.
There are rocks in my bed. And dirt all over my face. Explain?
I am making dinner in lingerie and heels and there is a 75% chance his roommate is going to walk in on this.
Yup. There he is. This conversation is awkward.
Also I just sneezed literally 12 times in a row so violently...boogers everywhere. Sorry to ruin the sexting. I just felt like you had to know
I've never wanted to punch a 94 year old woman in the vagina, and then call her next of kin to tell them I just muff punched their Gam Gam until today.
We have a lot of substance abuse to do tomorrow its sleep time
You should frame my arrest warrant.
He offered me my choice of the Abe Lincoln or Ben Franklin dick pic.
I never realized the effects a broken spine would have on my sex life
That sad moment when the drawer I used to keep condoms in now has poptarts in it..
Finally finished unpacking shit from school n found a bra with no idea whose it is... I miss college so much it hurts sometimes
Kids music just accidentally came on at this party. I didn't know how many stoners were here until they all sang along.
So what your saying is you dont remember trying to hit a golf ball off my chest with a 9 iron?
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