The answer to your question is yes. I am wearing a star of david to the bar in order attract a jewish man.
He kept saying "this is a bad idea" wasn't in his vocabulary. He left at 2 came back at 6 eating frozen waffles and he had a symbol, a moped mirror, and a new MacBook. I'd say he had a good time
You can drink as much as you want but it's not gunna make her forehead any smaller
I was hoping it might at least fix her teeth
How bad is it that I'm banned from all of your family functions due to sleeping w/ both your brother and sister and they both hate me for pursing a relationship with either of them.
We told her to calm down. She said "I'm Buddha!". Then army crawled to the cooler for more vodka.
U thinks that's bad? He told me that he had to envision high school wrestling in order to bust a nut with some girl
Just trying to get my dicks in a row.
I think the saddest part about my sex life is that most of it is pity sex.
I tried to break it off with the married one. He offered to pay off my car.
The side bitch struggle is real.
I'm just that drunk tells people I love them or wants to set them on fire. Accept that.
I was wondering why are people staring at me til I realized I was bra-less with a lei around my neck
We literally laid down in the back of my car and had sex in a parking lot and it was in the top 3 best moral-less decisions I've made.
I didn't want to shower, so I shaved my legs in the pool . That drunk .
Just found $31 in my desk drawer. In $1's. WTF happened last night?!
I snuck a teenager into a club last nite, I felt like such a criminal. It was Awsome
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