the next time i see a chick with leggings under her jean skirt...i'm gona beat her ass with a fashion magazine...
I just gave my patient permission to swallow while pregnant. She was so embarrassed to ask...but her bf was really happy with the answer.
He's at the gym. He likes to get high and swim cause it makes him feel like a fish.
Someones car got stolen, everyone is yelling, and im drunk just sayin yeah buddy over and over again
It's amazing how much better one feels once you put something in your vagina.
My motherly instincts are overcoming my slutty ones
We were all definitely blackout with drunk goggles on, even though you and Amanda were the only ones dressed up as it.
She told me she loves her boyfreind while she was giving me head. He must be a nice guy
Last thing I remember clearly was, "ok, but if we're are gonna get drunk before class, there's no half-doing this"
Its official, if she bites your dick through your jeans, ya'll go together. A lesson you shouldn't have to learn after the fact.
When you were bringing him upstairs I told him to bring you on down to pound town. you're welcome.
I'm a college student and my dad gets more ass than I do..... do you see a problem here?
I basically gave Miranda rights to the guy I hooked up with, jus so we were all clear what was happening
I saved a note for myself but all it said was "am I a slutty Holden Caulfield?"
Sorry I had sex in your backseat while everyone was in the car
It's quite alright. I found his shorts in my backseat, not sure what he was wearing when we dropped him off
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