Currently listening to 'Just Put it in Your Mouth.' remember when i went through that phase?
yea and when she crawled to her room she yelled at a bookbag to "get the fuck out my way"
I wrote a list of all my homework due in the next few weeks. I feel I've done enough for tonight.
the realtor just took us to a house I had a one night stand in. I feel like it's a sign.
And there are taco shells on the ceiling fan
He just found another high guy at wal-mart. There now friends. His friend is eating a cupcake
She barfed in the corner of the baby pool. Then she yelled "it's okay" repeatedly while trying to scoop it out.
Just found out drinking 6 trays of random shots makes me wake up on a club toilet with my underwear and jeans around my ankles
For the past year I have been the most responsible I have ever been in my entire life and now spring break is here and there is free penis just traipsing around my entire town. The game is afoot.
He can keep it, but if he asks for anything else i'm just going to start pissing on things.
I haven't even had my coffee yet and you're being slutastic
Getting robbed by hookers is def a right of passage in a mans life
I just woke up butt-naked in bed with a guy I've never seen..I reached into my bag next to the bed to get my phone and found a bag of shrooms, a handle of vodka, and 600 dollars that I've never seen. what do I do
enjoy it.
Did I fall last night?
I wouldn't call it falling as much as you tried to lay on the sidewalk and proceeded to hit it face first.
It's not just going to appear. A lot of blood, sweat, tears, and leg work went into finding a cock that amazing!
Randomize
