I got my half for the rent already.I called the cops on the drug dealer neighbor and got a 500 bucks as a reward
so high. i feel like my whole body is a boner
You stole her cigarette screaming that you were going to stop the air cancer from getting everyone.
at least i was looking out for everybody
There's an Captain Planet marathon because of Earth Day. I can't NOT turn this into a drinking game.
His threats seemed pretty legit for a 6 year old
i have only one word for you: 3somewithnorwegiangirls
So he might be the smartest man alive. He had the stripper pick him up taco bell on the way to the room for an extra 50 bucks.
you cant ever make fun of my bong's stick on moustache again. its the reason the cop let me keep it and my weed.
Thank you for the legal advice. I hope I can pay you in blow jobs.
Just took physics exam. I think this is one of those 'chuck it in the fuck-it bucket and become an art major' days
Would it be inappropriate to send a friend request to the sheriff that fingerprinted me last night???
I'M SO HIGH I FORGOT HOW TO EAT A STRAWBERRY. A FUCKING STRAWBERRY.
I just bumped into this random I hooked up with a few years ago at Steve's party. Talk about a fingerblast from the past!
IF THE SUNS NOT EVEN OUT THEN WHY IS HIS DICK OUT WTF
U dont jog and buy condoms n bulk
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