We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
But he was like 75 and lives right near mom and dad. Not a threat at all.
Damn. That makes sense
I know im like the sherlok holmes of sexual problems
drinking colt 45 because lando calrissian told me to
She just wrapped her tongue around my thumb.....lizard girl may be my next wife.
My gift to the freshman: I made an illegal stop, rolled out and dropped to my hands and knees and puked in front of the south campus dorms and about 20 families. Welcome to OSU
he farted when he came. not the best ending to my day.
I just threw up while getting a haircut. I'm never trying to accomplish stuff with a hangover again.
You found Muppets From Space a little too intense, so you just sorta sat on the ground and stared at the wall plug for an hour and a half.
I only have two playlists on my iPod. One for when im getting drunk, one for when I'm getting high. Is this something to be worried about?
She wants to have naked weekends
They call that free range vagina in France
I've got the dick your vagina needs, but not the one it deserves right now.
Or maybe I'll just keep introducing myself like, hello, they call me iane because I need the D. Applications are submitted online, women need not apply.
I suppose we should both be prepared for the secret service to come visit us after this conversation. Hi NSA.
i'm pretty sure my brother is still drunk from last night. he's telling my parents that humans are at the top of the food chain for a reason and listing off all the exotic animals he would eat
you were just in my dream and you looked at me and said "Christmas is cold." I think you're wasted even in my dreams.
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