I need some transition time from spring break.. can we day drink between classes this week?
Real housewives of new joisy starts MONDAY. Skype session after? Virtual slap the bag?
i just realized the only form of arm exercise i get is holding my arms up in the stand up tanning booth
my brother is about to go smoke a joint outside... he's preparing his munchies on the counter beforehand. I admire his responsibility.
I dont want to tell you. Lets just say that a lot of things are reminding me of your dick right now
okay. this is james and youre probably never ever gonna see me again unless i really really really want some pussy. sorry.
im pretty sure the clearest way to say "dont worry, im not emotionally attached" was by sleeping with his roommate the next night
Vegas should really enforce the buddy system because if not everyone is going to end up swimming during the water show in front of the Bellagio.
Just did a slip and slide down a five story staircase in my dorm. Being an engineer is fucking awesome
Vom Wallet is no more. We now boldly enter a responsible, adult era where we will not throw up liquor onto ourselves.
I know more about this girls vagina than I know about her personality
Besides you're a Tennessee fan and it'd be against my religion to have your penis inside me today.
Dad danced with a girl half his age and her boyfriend just sat at the bar and waited for dad to be done. I bought pity nachos.
are you drinking tonight?
I have an exam tomorrow
so yes.
sooo, that video of you eating lasangna with the strobe going magically reappeared on my phone
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