Walking by Farrand Field is better than a porno right now.
NEED BACKUP we are in the kitchen arguing about who would win in fight against lil Wayne and snoop dog
Wow, you were right... Weed does start conversations
oh but the power of the cock will take you to places you never been..i flew to hawaii once to sleep witha chick
Or I could just give you a blow job and make it up to you.
No, that's okay. Don't worry about it.
Going once.....twice.........sold to the girl who didn't really wanna do it anyway.
Im cutting you off tonight ONE boy at a time
Well I woke up naked, with a santa hat on, and a bag of beef jerky next to me. So yeah, I would say it was a pretty successful trolley
Walking down the street, Bro bumping to 'still' by dre. Dropped his trash on the ground and aggressively sped up when his light turned green. If you still had love for the streets you wouldn't of fucking littered. Took everything for me not to yell at him. I know you would've.
She's relieving herself in the laundry room. I'm really hoping there's a toilet in there...
I think I need to see a chiropractor after giving that blow job
See, remember when you wanted to get an Ashley Madison account and I told you not to and you hated me? You. Are. Welcome.
Sorry I yelled at you and called you Amish and puked on your eggs
fucking him is like fucking old faithful. you could set your watch by his orgasms.
Dude, I danced with Abe Lincoln! How could last night have been any better???
A total of 3 guys left my apartment this morning. That was my first clue to my black out endeavors last night. Gotta love wine Wednesdays.
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