awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
I'm drive I can fine osifer
sometimes you just have to masturbate at your friend's house.
yeah he didnt know till after their one year. You have no idea how bad i wanna say "dude i sucked on those boobs before you"
How does, "Im sorry I was such an intoxicated bitch, I didn't mean anything I said" sound as an apology.
She was so drunk yelling at me in my driveway to fuck her. It was the ghetto version of Romeo and Juliet.
For some reason, my father is not responding to the 5 texts I sent him that all read: "Dad dad dad dad dad dddaadd dddddaaaaaaaaad dad".
btw i have an angry voicemail of you yelling at me to get you a sandwich or die.
There was no way out of it, seeing as I left my photo ID right next to the vomit.
Apparently I spent my 300 dollar tax return by ordering ramen on amazon last night. Please tell me this will somehow pay off in the long run.
I just want to curl up with him and brush his hair and sing love songs together, I think you should come over and end this
I just hate that one day I'll have to tell our children how we met, makes me look like a gold digging whore
i woke up in his neighbors pool house. Not sure how I got here but there is people swimming outside. how do I escape?
just fucking run.
He told me that his greatest skill was making White Russians.
not being a booty call is very strange. Who knew there was so much time for activities at night!
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