Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
Just shaved my legs with toilet water in a walgreens bathroom. I am so classy.
Why were you having sex on top of my left over pizza in the kitchen?
He wants to know how I lost my bra in his pants....id like to know too
What's the best way to say, "it's too early in our relationship to leave me at your place alone"? Steal something?
BEST FEELING EVER: Standing in a hot fucking shower, while super baked, while eating a cookie.
You eat cookies in the shower?
I'm never waking up next to someone after sex again. It's alllll downhill from there.
He crawled over to me grabbed my boob asked me if I liked cats and then passed out. If that's really my RA, it's gonna be a long year
I've had balls on my face twice in last 48 hours and I STILL haven't got laid!
If I have to go to the hospital, at least put my pants back on. It's been a fantastic night.
I woke up and found cookies in my purse. It's a 12/12/12 miracle.
One day I'll learn not to get drunk on a plane. Today is not that day.
His dick isn't even good enough to be this much of an asshole
I will pay you in sex, beer and popcorn if you will come fold my clothes for me.
Add free use of your panini press and its a deal.
Deal.
You can come over but I have to warn you that it is naked Sunday.
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