I have to tell you about my conversation with the cloud dragon!
question: masturbation: how much is too much? I think i'm about to tip toe a fine line
Yo, if someone calls you asking for John Stamos, just go with it.
she was in the bathroom washing her eye makeup off with hand sanitizer.
I had to ask him for the scissors while I was in the shower. My hood piercing was stuck in my loofah.
I need a leash, or some shame. Maybe.
She just flushed the toilet with her head inside it...
we're stoned watching those roller coaster simulators w our hands up screaming on our couch
I'm calling into work tomorrow for day drinking and kitten shopping. Totally legitimate.
Due to your tardiness, I'm saving you my tab
i am one fart away from being 2 for 2 on this whole shitting my pants thing.
I have a high opinion of you, you smash bitches. Respect.
That's so awful of me. Instead of comforting her I masturbated in front of my ex-boyfriend.
My cats name is now jello shot. How much do you love me right now?
You laid on the floor and pet their rug. and then demanded Voss water.
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