Its Shannon Doherty lazy not Forest Whittaker lazy
she's like bobby knight all she does is scream and point
I was. I was trying to blow bubbles in the toilet after I threw up in it. They had to carry me everywhere. I lost a sock.
She had her laptop open and there was microsoft word opend and all was written was "no italianoo"
I had a dream that our used condom started talking to me. I told me that I did an amazing job, and told me that it saved me. From aids.
You screamed at all of us and then showed us your sack. You're like the boyfriend of my dreams.
I feel like every picture I upload of him on facebook where you can see his purity ring, I should make the caption "something in this picture does not belong"
His balls looked like two miss shaped chicken nuggets
My landlord showed my apartment to a prospective tenant today and I had my vibrator and gun both chilling on my nightstand
I can't even spell what he said he was on. And I had to call 4 people before someone had heard of it.
How is it??
I'm drinking Gatorade out of a champagne flute.
You have got to be the only man who has passed out while getting a lap dance.
Just made a drug contact standing in the sandwich line in the dining hall. Is this real life?
You're my fucking hero.
Sooo does anyone wanna tell me why I threw up a cigarette this morning?
OMG YOU DID TO?!
Dude she is fucking shit up. Her baby would be proud
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