I love how girls just decide that guys who don't like them must be gay
I do the same thing. If a girl doesn't like me...I am like, "i must be gay"
soo I had sex last night and he wore a condom, pulled out sans condom. we looked everywhere and couldnt find it, even in my vag. so Im in the library at school and I googled it and it gave me "gentle digging" techniques, and sure enough, found it. ew. I'll be purchasing Plan B after class.
So i think we're being coned into a threesome with the promise of pokemon
All she said to me last night is that when her eyes roll back, to release my choke hold.
Saw a guy throw up on himself while walking, drinking, and singing all at the same time. Hope your night is going better than his :)
I told him id do anything with him and he said angry pirate? So I said okay. Never seeing him again.
What's an angry pirate?
You dont want to know. If someone offers say no. Never ever do the angry pirate. Ever.
I'm at the bar, forgot my pants. Everyone's over reacting
I wonder how he feels knowing that he's the one who turned me gay
You lit a fire in my vagina no man can extinguish.
he said didn't have much sexual experience and then proceeded to tell me he is going to make me cum harder than my vibrator could
well, that escalated quicky
I'm at that point in my life where stripping isn't the worst thing I would do for money
Sitting in a music store. There is a 40 something year old guy in a track suit, with a boner, and playing the ukelelie quite intensely.
thanks for thinking of me.
She was so happy for me that she insisted I fuck her with my Bills jersey on. THAT ACCOMMODATING
you better come over.. I need a witness to help prove the couch talks to me
I think I gotta smoke less weed, I'm getting to lazy to fuck my girlfriend
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