: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
Dude feel your hair right now it feels so weird like pasta
WHOA. WHOA. WTF. WHOA. TOO HIGH FOR HIM TO BE ENGAGED RIGHT NOW.
i'm trying to figure out what goes best with beef ramen. a 2007 merlot or a 2008 pinot noir? i'm leaning toward the pinot noir.
Clearly I understand physics better when I'm on cocaine
I just wanna go home eat some pizza rolls, get warm and jerk off, and it's only 845. This shit was supposed to make me see unicorns. Not cry
How the fuck did you end up in a tree? With multiple people?
ill give you food and tequilla and penis and joy
You know you're an adult when you break 100 to get 75 cents, to buy a condom from a bar vending machine in South Boston.
Why are there so many fucking Lambchop puppets hidden around my house?!
I had the hottest doctor assess me at the hospital. He smelled like heaven and sex.
Had a slight melanoma scare this morning. Spoiler alert, it was Nutella.
If you're gonna show up unannounced on hangover day, you better have coffee doughnuts and a boner
Apparently I have a "problem" because I enjoy doing bong rips in the shower
I'm just happy stripping was the reason you fractured your hand
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