Picture Ja Rule and 50 Cent having a sexy full grown love child son...He's on my bus right now, wearing an outside jacket with no shirt underneath. My fashion sense and libido are fighting it out.I'll keep you posted on who wins.
we ended up doing shots out of those medicine cups..swine flu finally did something good for me
I woke up to blood crusted on my face. I don't understand
team rage. no explanation necessary
I don't remember his name but he sat in the bathroom and gave us both advice...
you are not perverted enough for this relationship to work out.
My cock is literally on the edge of falling off. Fuck Vegas.
whose ass print is on the piano?
Get a piano. I want to have sex on it.
Jake and I will do a protection ritual for ur dick I don't know where she has been
If you're not going to call the girls I bring around by name, at least don't call them by number. It's been cockblocking since girl #47. Dick.
The bachelor party was supposed to stay local but I think were in mexico.
You kept whispering to me that the guy making your burrito was an angel.
Ran out of eye drops right after putting them in one eye. Half baked at work.
also I have no idea whose underpants I'm wearing right now but they're super comfy and I'm not giving them back ever
You have GOT to stop kicking in his kitchen door. Just wait for him to open it next time.
Randomize
