They are pre-gaming a trip to congress...not sure how politically correct the group is.
i was trying to wake him up so i just kept touching his dick
maybe volvos are so family friendly and safe because they're extremely uncomfortable to get fucked on.
You kept showing the cop the bruises on the bottoms of your feet and claiming you were a medical mystery.
Well im sitting on a futon on a porch at 1:30 in the afternoon drinking boxed wine out of a pint glass next to a chick with a homemade neckbrace. What do you think?
and then we all passionately sang "what if god was one of us" until everyone passed out in the grass
You are like the only girl I know who tells their booty call to go find another girl just cause you want more sleep.
Ps I just used the "If you give a mouse a cookie" defense in a real life situation. Suck it
Only I could host a baby shower where the cops get called.
I just dropped a paperclip into my cleavage while talking to the company president... That's an awkward moment.
Did you at least offer to let him get it out??
Dude... She just sent me a story of how she wants to fuck me on a boat and call me her captain.. Well ahoy mateys, lets set sail
I'm not gay but if a lesbian wants to eat my box out I'm not gonna say no to someone who knows what they're doing.
Nothing says depression like laying in your bed stoned, naked, and eating a cupcake
who knew being a fake dominatrix could be so fun?
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