Thats something to write home to mom about
Dear Mom, I had sex last nt w a girl that liked to b choked. Im n love. Cant wait for you to meet her
It must be a full moon weekend. All of my weird booty calls are coming out of the woodwork. I spent 40 minutes on the phone last night telling one why he is so creepy.
I could be a Disney star with the amount of nude photos of mine that get leaked.
Why is there a shirtless guy in Walgreens and why is he probably looking for the same thing I am?
She started to tell me how she goes to a shrink, so I started thinking how to sneak out of her place, then she said part of it was for her sex addiction, long story short she's got her clit peirced n I just got laid
Let's face it. We both have sexy parts. Why not have them touch?!
just remembered that i started a tab for just myself at 50 cent beer night last night... i dont understand my life
I'm bringing a flask to the test on friday. If I'm gonna fail at least I can enjoy the experience
Sooo the theme of my 21st is rapidly becoming Gay Mexico
After 3 dates I think I'm failing at painting the "sweet guy with a future" picture and more painting the "this is the guy to call when you've run out of options and want to get fucked in half drunk to forget about it" picture.
For sure shouldn't do homework after beers and joints. Just cited like 3 sentences at the end with (History, 2013)
It was a "my chaser needed a chaser" kind of night
Last night was good. Things got bad when I found a sledge hammer.
According to the boxer briefs I found on the couch when I got home, I take it your date went well??
Do you think it's illegal to drive without your pants on?
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