You dont remember anything at all? So you dont remember the shop down my road with the 'TO LET' sign over it? You were adamant that the 'I' had fallen off and that it used to say TOILET...so you took a shit right there in the doorway.
At CVS buying just condoms. The guy behind me is buying just hotdog buns. There was a silent moment of understanding between us.
being alone eating nachos and drinking from a giant munchen beermug really isnt that sad
the boys love us. they call us "the stoner girl suite down the hall". not very inspired, but flattering nonetheless
You got the whole drunk bus to sing, "In The Jungle" while conducting with your glowsticks.
Front seat of an Escalade in a limo-service parking lot. That is all.
There is a drunk marine passed out on my porch. Mandy wouldn't sleep with him, Can you please come remove him?
I knew you were blacked out when you started refusing beer.
the bar didnt serve shots so jim ordered us jaeger neat. it worked.
His dad and I had a drunk conversation about life. At 4 am he told me that I was 21 and cute and should fuck whoever I want.
I had a sex with someone last night and I was so drunk. i told him to tell me his whole name so I can say it back to him in a "sexy" way.... Because I forgot it
I'm a dude in a dress, who came to a party with Holly GoLightly, got hit on by Bambi's mom, and wants to do terrible things to Link. Halloween is weird
No he reached for my hand at the beach. I pretended to be a seagull.
You grabbed my shirt and said, "hope you're not attached" and ripped it off before I could answer you.
Dude I just clenched/unclenched my hindquarters while looking in the mirror I have fucking talent
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