Hey, go out with us like you promised. You're younger than us and should be able to handle your coke problem with grace.
Chris' response to jim throwing up was taking off his shirt and saying WHO WANTS A BONER
I just foul balled at work. I had taken off my coat too… had to go to the sink wash my hands then go back to the stall and pick up my coat. I hope the guy shitting in the stall next to me didn’t figure out what happened.
I interrupted her conversation with, "are we gonna fuck yet?" and she immediately got naked. thanks for the blind date
just overheard a conversation that ended in "and that's what I learned in France" How could that not have been about sex
its all coming back to me in waves....waves of humiliation and nausea.
Apparently Bin Ladens last act of terrorism is cock blocking me....
I'm promising sexual favors in return for his responsible life decisions. Now THIS is growing up.
I'm really not interested in hearing from him. Unless there is casual sex involved
I didn't want to have to tell you this, violating our brother/sister code not to discuss these things but: for the love of christ stop inviting that 21 year old idiot I slept with for six months to EVERY PARTY WE THROW.
I promised him we could have sex if he would let me take him to the hospital to get stitches.
I need an inhaler full of pot for all of this breathless rage.
Also, I have your check. Also, still wanna drop acid?
AHHHHHHHHH. I LEFT A GLASS NEXT TO ME WHEN I FELL ASLEEP I'M SO SURE IT WAS WATER BUT NOW IT'S VODKA JESUS MADE A STOP
It looks like you got dick slapped by the sandman..
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