She has an album entitled "my photography", which consists of about 80 different pictures of a tractor that she took on her cell phone. I'm all for freedom of expression, but come on.
Jeff just maced a waitress...it's way too early for this.
Just bought a 17 year old 40's while wearing a poncho. This behavior is acceptable until I'm 25.
He came in both my eyes, then refused to give me a towel unless I found him by playing Marco Polo
You can do it. What doesn't kill us just drives us to drink
GO AHEAD, BITCH, GLARE AT MY WAFFLE ONE MORE TIME. I WILL FUCK YOU UP.
Yea. Some girl set a laundry machine on fire. She's not getting married.
We may have picked the wrong resort. Brenna and I have already been propositioned for swinging twice and we've only been here 3 hours
Can you bring home bongs? Like all the bongs. I need bongs
Apparently, the right response to, "How do you feel about a terrorist being in the area?" isn't, "Well, we have vodka in the freezer, so we're good for now."
I'm going to write a horror movie. It's going to be called "Fat People on a Squeaky Bed" and it's going to feature me laying in bed last night listening to my overweight roommate and her fat boyfriend tossing and turning all night
You know you had a good time when you get the wheelchair treatment in Mexico back to your cruise.
I was a plus one at an intervention for a person I didn't know.
Did she seriously come back inside just to piss on the kitchen floor?
They stopped fighting to partake in M&Ms and porn.
Randomize
