I was staring at you from my window across the quad. I wanted to let you know so it's not creepy
like i told you yesterday: virgins, blood, my name. do it.
God is so good, I would give him a blow job right now.
went to the gyno and found out that i have a birthmark on my clit. its like god gave guys a little help when it comes to getting me off.
and ill be dreaming of you. not in a creepy way, but in an inappropriate way
Why is there not a 'day after acid' genre. Or even a pandora station or something.
I think I was using my hair to catch my vomit last night.
You were.
She suggested that I come visit her in Europe and hook up with the heteroflexible Korean who sits next to her in class. Polylove is the best love.
Why am I the only one golf clapping for the vomiting girl on the train who just fell of her seat into her own vomit
I AM AT THE LOUNGE WHERE THEY FILMED THE LAP DANCE IN SHOWGIRLS....IT IS AMAZING
I just came so hard my vision went blurry. I can only hope one day I'll find a man that can accomplish what my left hand does on a tri-daily basis.
Like I cant decide if he's like autistic or something or just seriously cock blocks himself on purpose with this shit
You gotta have 1 orgasm for me and the rest can be for you. I'm living vicariously through you 😂
poll: am I friendzoned if he just called me brochacha? on one hand, he called me bro, but on the other, he used the a to make it feminine.
I smell like beef jerky
That's among the sexiest things you've ever said to me.
Randomize
