i just dont know how to see an unattractive person as more than a friend
She was raised with a wonderful home life. I can't do anything with that.
There's a good chance a guy sucked off my right earring last night
Wow. I grabbed the wrong container to rinse my contacts- it was a beer. And it comes out waaaay faster than saline.
She told me about it right after. She said she was scared I would be disappointed. And I was, but I pretended not to be. Which pretty much sums up our relationship.
So what's going on?
We hit boys town to get stupid. I mean invading Iraq stupid.
WHY AM I CRAWLING IN OLDER MEN HOLY JESUS
I just want my paycheck, and my friends. And alcohol and tacos. Is that so much to ask?
Played never have I ever with high schoolers today. Needless to say they brought up threesomes so I had to make a judgement call and decided to not put my finger down
I'm on the porch day drinking and the neighbor is in his yard screaming about his amazing sandwiches, maybe we should move.
I mean obviously I like your dick... Jury is still out on you but your dick is good
I think my fortune cookie is telling me I give good blowjobs.
We got cut off at the bar, but it's okay because I tactically rolled behind the bar and grabbed a bottle of whiskey. Meet me in the back booth when you're done puking in the bathroom. This is about to get real slutty.
I did put on a shirt to start the night, right?
He only has one ball. it was like fucking a cyclops.
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