I dont get chicks, its like they only care about themselves and money
sounds like you understand them just fine
if i found out she had a dick after i got head, does that still make me gay?
I think this baby is eyeing my beer
He was visibly upset that you'd rather eat nachos than have sex with him.
Some girl at the bar was showing us her chipped tooth as a pick up line.
So I bought some random chick a shot she puked in her hands then I watched her make out with my roommate
Youre having a picnic
Yeah but all we have is vodka, so it's getting a bit out of hand.
It was the highest I'd ever been. I felt like a blob. A blob eating a burrito.
there is something very satisfying about getting tacos after hours of sex.
We had sex on his grandparents floor... the taxidermy deer was staring at me the whole time!
I DID NOT GO INTO HOURS OF STRENUOUS LABOR FOR YOU TO LOOK LIKE A DOMINATRIX BARMAID ON A WEEKDAY. AT LEAST SAVE IT FOR THE WEEKEND GDI.
Well, I got drunk and told my family about what I expected sexually after a good first date.
One time she showed me her pierced nipples in our high school locker room and now she has a daughter
I'll text you when I have a mental breakdown about it.
Please do.
I've decided it's okay if I take a pregnancy test every month. Then I can be like, "Good job, self, way to not procreate this month!"
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