dude can i febreze my hair or is that slutty?
Why do you apologize after every time we have sex?
My rats are drinking wine. I am drinking with rats. God i am so alone.
Apparently I spent my 300 dollar tax return by ordering ramen on amazon last night. Please tell me this will somehow pay off in the long run.
Just start grabbing cocks. It can't go wrong! Just say you thought you knew him and wanted to check.
Its a "sake bomb in the bathroom during class" kind of day.
I just haven't been myself lately. I slept with a guy 21 years older than me and I've been wearing my hair in a center part.
Also, they sell weed-chocolate covered strawberries. For the romantic stoner.
That was one of the best texts I got today
Dude I sat in the corner of the party bobbing my head and singing danger zone
when i got home she was standing in my front yard not wearing a shirt and halfway crying/ halfway laughing
is it weird that our first time having sex was makeup sex?
We were getting fries and you hopped the counter and yelled "WELCOME TO GOOD BURGER HOME OF THE GOOD BURGER" and threw up
Lol he touched my butt after his grad party and a shooting star went by. No kidding. My ass is mystical.
I told you naked hot tub wrestling would turn bad now one of us has a gash on the head and another a black eye
I have filthy fantasies involving his tongue. My vagina almost exploded while he was licking that ice cream cone.
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