thats it. im googling how to make you boobs smaller. this is getting out of control.
that girl looks like she smells like hot dog water...
After we finished he asked if I knew if it was a boy or girl. Diet. Starts. Now.
Nothing like a Mormon bachlorette party to make you feel slutty
I just opened a bottle of wine with a shoe and a tube of mascara. Get on my level
I bruised my vagina when I was climbing out of the trash can.
Seriously what kind of college town is this? Nobody parties during the week or abuses perscription drugs
My 16 year old neighbor is throwing a rager cuz her parents are out of town and my brother and I are sitting on the porch listening to A) someone fuck on the trampoline B) a girl bawling about her parents finding out C) someone puking in what we think is the hot tub. And overall we take a shot everytime someone says "bra"
I wasn't trying to be rude when I hurriedly walked past you, but I can not put in to words exactly how bad I had to shit.
PLEASE DON'T BE HEARTLESS COME AND GET ME FROM THE BAR I'M HIGH AS SHIT AND I LOST MY SHOES
I think we need a list of things that are automatic NO's for dating a guy. Married, definitely a no now
I was desperate and wasn't about to let my cereal get soggy so I ate it on the toilet. Don't let me repeat last night.
How dare you not respond to me after opening up a picture of my bare breasts
Adderall went through the wash. Took it anyway. Wish me luck.
He ate me out for my sailor moon manga and I gave him a blowjob for his Devilman manga. Pretty sweet deal imo
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