Have you ever noticed that nowhere is the same thing as now here, i get my best ideas when i smoke
I saw those LARP guys in the street again. One is hot, the other looks like Corey Fieldman's retarded son.
He jizzed my face. I had to ask for a washcloth. He ran his underwear under the water and handed them to me. Not so romantic.
Adam has been drinking
Who has his phone
Adam does
What do you mean you don't pregame your bikini waxes?
Someone wrote Kyle's bitch on me too. I dont even know who Kyle is.
Can we end it on a good note at least? Can we fuck and then never talk again?
Well, I plan on starting the night dressed as little red riding hood. Then I plan on finishing the night dressed as a shit show in a red cape.
Seriously this night has "go home now before you cry, puke or scream on someone" written all over it.
It's an "im going to have to shit with the lights off" type of morning
Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face.
And then he said he wanted to "get really weird with me on my horse." I took that as he wants to fuck me while riding my horse. Could be a good time.
Saw your dad at the bar last night... And again this morning when he left. Told you not to mess with me bitch.
I'm sober now, I ate a whole cantaloupe.
Next time we smoke please remind me to put my bong back in my build a bear box. My mom says if I leave it out one more time she's keeping it for herself.
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