I lost my shoes and bra and was beyond mapquesting
I seriously wish I was FB friends with her
Maybe if i eat something filling like whole wheat pasta it will make me less hungry for things like dick
if someoen knew that someone accidentally drunkly kissed your boyfriend would you want them to tell you/?
followup question: what if both somones were me?
I just got a drinking merit badge from a slutty girl scout
You were playing beer pong by yourself. Finally someone took the ball and threw it into the bonfire. You sat by it, cried, and contemplated how to get it out. For 45 minutes.
In a meeting with the accounting department. This shit is even more boring in real life and there isn't a professor to wake me up.
i yelled out "tuesday" during orgasim. he fucked me into 2 days from now.
She climbed through the window and into my bed. Not even sure who she is. Was thinking she might be a friend of yours?
I still have your make up all over the inside of my thighs from the face sitting. Free tonight?
Okay, tomorrow we'll have a day of life-sorting and plasma-selling.
Btw, how did you break into my room, and why did you decide that covering the mushrooms with a blanket was more secure than a lock on my door?
He’s actually a personal trainer. He said he hasn’t taught yoga in a while but the stripper prefers to introduce him as a yoga teacher
there's no judgement here...i was recently just fingered in my dorm hallway while having a conversation with 5 people.
Is she talking about a testicle cuff or just a cock ring? How did you meet this girl?
Is there a big difference?
It’s about the same as the difference between a night of drunken sex with a stripper at the Bellagio and being robbed and left for dead by a crystal meth tweaker
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