i just wish he would text me so i could ignore his text and show him how little i care anymore
my grand plan for the evening is to do shots of vodka til i cant anymore
Sorry I never got back to you. I got high. I know it sounds like a commercial or something... but its true
Also I just saw on facebook your sister is taking pole dancing lessons. Just a heads up.
this is never going to happen for me, I think he thinks I'm crazy
well you did scream "PLEASE! I'LL S YOUR D IN FRONT OF EVERYONE"
The beer is more important than you right now.
There are bud lights poping out of the zipper of my overnight bag and my dildo almost fell out in the elevator. not professional
In case you were unaware playing with rabbits on ecstasy is the greatest thing ever. I feel like I'm ODing on adorable right now.
It's a sit down to pee kind of hangover
That man deserves a slow clap... He defied the power of the vagina
After a little too much, I decided public urination was a constitutional right.. Nearly got deported for that one
We did it in the bar bathroom and the bathroom attendant sold us a condom. I love Nashville
I'm hosting my annual valentine's day party tomorrow with every hookup I've ever had. thoughts on how it will turn out ??
We will discuss everything tomorrow i presume. Including the sweaty naked tango.
he said "i'm the cat whisperer, watch". he took a hit from the pipe, grabbed the cat and blew the smoke in its ear. he grinned and the cat started purring. it was magnificent
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