she might purposely get aids just to give it to you. I think she might hate you that much.
The only comparison I have for the iPhone is that it's like youre constantly getting a blow job
whatever. as long as im no longer referred to as the girl who fucked the pledge on his big brother's couch.
Aside from the fact that there's a penis in my mouth, that's a pretty good picture of me
Obviously you've never slept with someone who was deliverance level inbred.
Mmhmmm. I have a list of drunk achievement that is almost as long as my list of stoned achievements
There are five fire trucks here and needless to say my booty call left so come back home whenever you like
He said he actually "met" me for the first time through a picture his housemate had of me, drunk and passed out in a pool of my own vomit, on the floor of his basement.
I mean in all honesty I would let James Franco shit on my chest. End of story
probably because i sent a bunch of guys a snap saying happy one year to my nipple piercings
ya well i woke up to my roommate spraying me with windex...
first he passed out on the toilet...then hugged it and screamed no no no as i tried to pull him out
I was like ahh were on two different pages, I know there's rumors of me moving to boston but I can't and I'm not adding long distance to the relationship I have with my 31 year old recently divorced ex boss
And then she grabbed my dick and started singing 'ring ring ring ring banana phone'
You don't know happiness until you've got to smoke weed inside taco bell and then eat all you want for free
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