so...dinner was kid's cuisine and a bottle of wine. i think they go well together.
our cab driver is having phone sex.
it's gonna be a chat room kind of night
ever had your bank call you to verify the 4 seperate bar transactions from the night before? I have
I want to make a porn site called "girls with daddy issues"
I think your going to be the cause of an awesome death
Best dream ever last night. You moved here. Your Spanish name meant highway. Your favorite food was styrofoam.
Do you remember trying to use a pencil, pen, and sunglasses as your second form of ID at the bar when they wouldn't let you in last night?
How was the rest of your night?
A little fuzzy and a lot naked.
My Grandma made me promise not to drink more beer, so I'm chugging wine.
Some guy offered you 100 bucks last night to suck your toes. I had to drag you away while you were yelling at me, "Stop money cock blocking me!"
That's just where I'm at in my life.
Good. Need a drinking partner later. FOR AMERICA!!!
I truly wish I could say I pulled my groin straddling our cab driver but unfortunately I cannot
Do you find Darth Vader masks attractive?
His sister hates me so I took his virginity on her bed
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