Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
My mom just told me that the key to a successful marriage is never seeing your partner take a shit.
We're going to play a drinking game. It's called "Senior Year of College."
There are about 5 pictures of my dog taking a dump on my camera and 20 of Brandon taking one for "comparison" reasons.
You see.... Im at the point in my life where pissing in a toilet is a luxury for me
Having him as a wingman is like telling the girl you already have aids
I'd just like to say before I start drinking tonight that not only do I not find you attractive; I don't want to hook up with you, suck your dick, be your "suga mama" or have your babies. Please disregard any texts, phone calls or voicemails that say otherwise..
It's basically the same plan, only step one gets revised to "look hot enough that he forgets I fucked his roommate"
And my coffee table looks like something out of Scarface
you really need to remember next time not to write your name and phone number on the paper its wrapped in.
But what if it got lost?
its illegal. you dont want people to contact you if they find it.
I'm moving out of my place and I just gave my mom a couch that I had sex on last night. Reduce, reuse, recycle at its best.
Ordered a pizza stoned. The guy handed me my pizza and I tried to pay him by handing him back the pizza.
I love that you put so much thought and effort into your nudes
I don't send half assed nudes. Go big or go home.
Are we planning this because I am online looking for places with a Mechanical bull
I'm a history major and he's the descendant of TWO presidents. Did you really think I wasn't going to sleep with him?
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