She looks like Robin Williams dressed as a frog.
Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
Can I use cash for clunkers to trade in her boobs for a new set of 18 year old tits?
Its worth a shot.
is she serious with that outfit? Why doesnt she just paste a for sale sign on her boobs?
Drinking Grey Goose on the toilet. Don't make me graduate.
It's not my fault I help girls realize they're lesbians.
It's like you are the superhero of getting jizzed on
Delete her number from his phone. He keeps slurring how he's going to get her "all sorts of pregnant".
As for the 14 hours of vodka. I am all that is man.
Giving my coworkers lap dances cuz it was my turn to decide our team bonding exercise. Go happy hour!
The condition was that I had to eat her out to Beethoven
Gay bathhouses. They're actually a thing. So god does exist. And he doesn't hate me as much as you think he does
mid-october of freshman year. goals have shifted from "no more guys on my floor" to "all the guys on my floor."
OH GOOD GOD THE BUFFALO WING SAUCE IS BURNING MY FUCKING CUNT. WHY THE FUCK DID I AGREE TO SPICY AND NOT MILD
Yeah you're weird. You once told me you would by me a house in the middle of sex. Like as you were thrusting.
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