North Korea, Best Korea!
You were asking people if they could pee on you while you shotgunned beers
I just showed my boobs to our astate representative hahahahahahha
It hurts to peel the glue off my chest and i keep finding glitter in my hair.
I just wanted to decorate you...
Dude you filled up a protein shake mixer with White Russians so you didn't have to keep coming upstairs.
New low. Just realized I hooked up with a guy from Grindr in the hallway of a building my great grandfather used to own..
the conference was great. we had to hide the acid in a planter in front of the department of agriculture though
The first guy I ever sexted is having a baby.. Is this what adulthood feels like?
We were so sore from having sex that we decided to fix it with more sex. It's the hair of the dog for sex hangover.
Fucking adderall I just talked at the security guard for 90 minutes
I opened the door, threw up on the street, wiped my mouth and flashed a thumbs up to all of the cars behind us and kept on driving
11:30pm - Shots together. 12:15pm Shots together. 12:45pm Shots together. 9:30am Plan B's together.
I was so drunk, he put me to bed and went down stairs to hang out with his friends. Apparently, I was curled up in the closet, spooning the dresser when he came back up.
Just fell out of the attic onto the garage floor. Okay but might go for an x ray. Smashed one of the kitchen drawers to bits.
Holy Shit Mom
i really love you but i feel kinda dumb about it
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