i wanna do a homemade sex video in sepia and pretend were in the early 20th c
What wine goes with Cap'n Crunch?
its 9am. i just got home. spent 6 hours blowing him in a closet last night
Only thing I know is apparently I danced with a bouncer and we got a ride back from a valet who was driving one of the cars he was supposed to be parking
I love you. I'm too high for this. Find a way. Make it happen. Live strong.
It's only 10 in the morning...josh is already on the way to the ER for trying to shotgun a beer with a sparklers sticking out of it on fire.
4 girls bringing me taco bell. this is what dreams are made of.
There is no try. Just do it. Yoda said that. Or Nike. I can't remember. whiskey
I am trying to take a picture of a man in a wheelchair trying to ship a michael jackson portrait
I am never drinking with the goths again.
Also, McDonald's breakfast is now 24/7. This is it. This is how I die. Face first in a pile of hashbrowns.
I've never been to an orgy, but I would assume nachos wouldn't be out of the question at one.
just so you know they found you begging for money at the L station. What the fuck did you drink last night?
You thought the flashing lights were strobe lights when they were loading you into the ambulance. You asked the EMT if he had any X.
We were talking about kinky shit, and I suggested a hand job in church.
How'd that go over?
Praise the lord and pass the lotion.
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