you could tell him that chauvinism doesn't go very well with his gay homemade tank top
is it normal that we went to that class once and both got 100's on the final? ohhhh, arizona state.
I'm at the grocery store, it's 10 am and the woman in front of me just bought 3 boxes of wine. She turned around and told me not to be afraid
i'm drunk and confused. there might be a 4 year old here.
i jus dunped the rest of my drink down the sink and tool my bra off. pretty sure this is the best decision for everybody.
Did you write "I hope this gives you aids" on my box of capn crunch?
Exactly. So he deserves crazy "thanks for keeping me out of jail" sex. Or an "I'm glad your excessive cocaine habit had some positive outcomes" blowjob.
You will not judge me for my made-up holiday of wine appreciation day
Look at my eyebrows in this pic! We deffo need to go back to that waxing place.
You have a cock in one hand and a shot in the other. Your eyebrows are not the topic in need of discussion.
How many strippers in the world do you think have had a debate with someone about the NRA?
I literally just fucked insane clown pussy. 24 yo nut job moonlights at children's parties. Gave me head while still in full clown makeup from my kid's birthday party.
All I know is you walked out of the kitchen in some kind of French onion dip bra and started passing out individual chips to guys saying " do you dip?"
Also, I found this app that is basically a tamagochi from the 90's and now I finally have something to keep me busy at work!
Not exactly hook line and sinker right away, but I'll give him a second chance. I should sext him me in my blue shark onesie.
Idk she seemed really innocent until she snorted that line of vicodin
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