Do you think there are girls out there that really do like small penis?
She cried. My mom screams. And nut went everywhere. It was all around a bad situation.
Woke up un the hot tuv. Climbed out fo the hot tub and fell asleeo. Woke ip again in the hot tub.
i wish the dell website had a "did you drink an entire bottle of rum and stepped on your laptop which shattered the screen this weekend and would like to know how to fix it without your parents finding out FAST?" link on their homepage.. i can't be the only one
She started ignoring us once we told her we were out to celebrate your abortion. Who knew strippers could be judgemental?
So I think I might just embrace the awkwardness and say he fingerblasted her cause thats the greatest word in existence
I just want you to know that we eye fucked the shit out of someone who just got drafted
Totally uneven. One tiny pussy lip that almost didn't exist and one giant lip that unfurled liked 5 different times half way down her leg and could have been used to hoist the mainsail on a pirate ship.
Ack! That is the first dick pic I've ever received. A) congrats B) that is way grosser than I ever thought t would be.
There is someone hissing in the hallway. Not even a typo. Not pissing. Hissing. Like a large cat. Or a komodo dragon.
WHO THE FUCK PEED IN MY BONG
They found you popping and locking it alone in the parking lot
My mom just asked me about the teeth marks on my headboard..
got laid for being an eagle scout again. 4 more and ill have all my merit badges.
Look don't ask questions just know that one thing led to another and I have a shot glass stuck in my ass. I need your help!!!
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