my girlfriends now gay ex-boyfriend kissed me. tell maddie i can't hangout today
Being pregnant is so damn inconvenient for my sex life.
She def said "you had your chance!" after telling me she had a boyfriend. Like a pile of dogshit lecturing me on how I missed out on having itself stuck to the bottom of my shoe.
I have discovered something important. The trick to making food taste better is not always 'more hot sauce'.
he likes ron paul.... that's all i'm going to say....
I really wish you were half the slut you're sister was in college
Also I smoked away my sore throat last night. It's a 420 miracle.
You told me "I need to pound this drinks if I'm going to pretend his dick is big enough" then left. Dollar night quotes 2012
smoked some of that legal weed last night, felt like God himself legit bent me over his knee and spanked my ass. Never again..never.
I don't care what you say, the fact that he's a drag queen with the same shoe size as me is reason enough to date him
So lets not base feelings on vagina tingles
I'm pretty sure I just gave myself third degree burns from punching my pizza.
Dinner was cheetos vodka and whiskey. This is what happens when even your booty call breaks up with you.
not being a booty call is very strange. Who knew there was so much time for activities at night!
I'm peeing on your house...you up?
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