After work we went home to fool around. Turns out he had sawdust under his foreskin. I'm never going down on him again.
He left the bathroom door open so i would hear him masturbate in the shower to make me feel guilty for not putting out but it just turned me on cause i like guys masturbating. weird?
He asked for his proof of insurance and he pulled out a Magnum by mistake. All of the sudden gignger was looking real good to me.
totally watching dr. phil and getting eaten out right now. be jealous.
bio was interesting today. swabbed my mouth to see what the cells where, ha. found a sperm cell. he was just that awesome
Just wrote a paper about alcohol abuse that sounded like my weekend...
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woke up to see a man wearing a sailor hat and covered in vomit sneaking out the door. Epic night indeed.
We convinced the Dj to let us play musical chairs...... I won by the way.
i would really love it if at least once per weekend i did not wake up to you half naked passed out on the floor
Yeah.. I'm sorry I broke your phone. But in my defense you handed me the frying pan.
in honor of breaking bad starting soon, i am now banging a walter white lookalike. viva heisenberg!
I knew it was going to be a good night when my mom said "Have fun, be safe...wait, do you need any weed for tonight?"
He wanted to take me to breakfast in the morning. He told me he respects me after I said no. I told him to respect me at a distance.
at the hospital. Kevin drank straight from the river
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