that's the type of pussy you go to the bathroom and wack off before you fuck her, just to last longer inside of her!
How long do you need to date somebody until it is acceptable to fart in their presence?
The real question is how long do you need to date them to dutch oven them?
ashley and jimmy are about to have sex on degrassi.... EVERYONES GETTING LAID BUT ME
all of your clothes are in the front law. btw..sprinklers go on in 20 minutes
she laid there and continued moaning loudly for like 10 minutes after we were done, just so that her mom would be jealous
I'm in the room..It's full of lost souls and sadness. I can taste the salt of their tears. This final might take a few freshman today..
Going to an AA meeting just so I can fuck him...That's dedication
Well, we broke up and instead of putting my shit out on the curb like a normal person, she fucking donated everything to Goodwill. So now I have to pay two dollars for one of my own t shirts.
trying to figure out what happened last night by looking around the apartment.
naked man under the piano. THE PLOT THICKENS.
I was going to do a cardio thing but then tacos.
MY GOD WHY DIDN'T I TAKE PHOTOS OF HIS CREDIT CARDS WHILE HE WAS SLEEPING
We probably are going to die. So. Thanks for agreeing to be my Maid of Honor even though I torture you.
So I'm never gonna get to see you again?
Hopefully.
Ha! Just garden hosed my vag and thought of you.
Put on your bikini and meet me at the pool \nit’s cock o’clock!
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