she didnt even puke last nite, shes finally hit champion status. i think im in love
Oh and I watched laurens last episode on the hills. its been an emotional day
i just learned how to squirt via google. life is good.
theyll ask where you are and ill say on a date crying in a sombrero
like that time i did too much ghb at gay pride
whatever, you made your decision to be a responsible student and where did it get you? a pushed back exam and no blowjob.
I'm concerned I'll look like a hooker on new years eve in this outfit
There are different standards on new years eve. To look like a hooker you literally need to be giving a guy head on the street while he's handing you cash.
i think she just faxed a picture of her vag from the office copy machine... i mean what kind of sexting is that... wait is that even legal???
Totally had a conversation drunk last night with a bisexual chick at my apartment in Spanglish too.
You're a hero.
seriously the second he called my tits warlocks was the second I knew I wasn't going to fuck him.
The Easter dress struggle is real
Yep. Just had to pull mine off to puke.
Today one of my patients offered me pot brownies. Medical school worth it. Living the dream.
He can't say no, it's my spiritual goddamn quest.
I lick assholes and I wouldn't eat mdma
We keep making plans but he keeps getting arrested. Such a tease
Guess who cheated on their SATs? Also on the same line guess who's getting in to Princeton at damn near free of charge?
Randomize
