Just did shrooms. Don't feel shit! Wsasted 40 bucks on this! Nothing's happenig except for this little gnome on my shoulder and the couch is melting. Fuckin waste of money.
I just had the ultimate walk of shame. I'm barefoot, in his gym short with vomit in my hair and I walked half a mile through campus. At noon. Thanks for picking up ur phone
i'll never see her again. i cant remember her last name. this is like cinderella except prince charming drank too much jameson and couldnt save a phone number properly
If we don't get kicked out of this hotel tonight for fucking too loud we're breaking up
I am 100% positive that I have seen a porno that was shot in this bar.
She scratched my sunburn during sex. I didn't know whether to cry or cum
i caught myself talking to a pigeon about my yeast infection.
I still can't believe you had sex with someone who willingly went by Peaches.
by 11 am we'd already been drunk twice. how much lower can you go?
Why did you send me 12 pictures in a row of your expressionless face at 2:30 am?
I just had sex with the male version of myself. looks, mindset, even our boob to dick ratio was the same
This wine tastes amazing. It's like a fermented hug.
Currently eating Dominos at the bar high as shit so that's how homework is going
jump out the window naked night went bad
I swear my vagina needs to be taken away from me when I drink.
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