Without porn, I would have few hobbies.
last night i found where hot topic managers go to die after they get fired.
Just heard an advertisement for 40 proof chocolate milk. We may never have to grow up
I was really sad when you left and cried. And i don't know what a face promise is, but apparently i made you make one.
This creepy guy was following me and i hid in the bushes. i could say i was high as an excuse but honestly it was straight up fun.
She wants to have naked weekends
They call that free range vagina in France
i was beyond wasted so he tucked me into bed and wrapped the blankets around me like a burrito. then gave me a bloody mary and an omlet when i woke up. and who says living with your cousin is a bad thing?!
We got hammered last night and I woke up this morning with texts from 'iron maiden chick.' wtf?
I'm dressed as a caveman and drunk so that's not really an option
"YOU ALWAYS BEEN A HOE YOU ALWAYS GONE BE A HOE. THAT'S JUST THE WAY IT'S GONE BE." overheard at temple
cops tried arresting me on the way to class this morning.. this is my life.
The impact your presence has on my vagina without even putting your hands on me is quite astonishing, impressive and a little disturbing.
honestly i've never been more attracted to you than when you threw up on my floor
We were fucking in the bedroom then we heard Sports center on in the living room. He stopped midfuck when I started celebrating that my team won over his
He doesn't understand the concept of a strip club. He keeps falling in love
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