Ben's a prick.
What Ben are you talking about?
All the bens across all the lands
At Wal-Mart last night I watched two guys scramble for $4.34 to pay for a pack of ping pong balls and red solo cups. They had to put the .34 on a credit card. Winter break begins!
stranger just walked up to the fridge at the party, took the hawaiin punch out, drank it straight from the bottle, looked at everyone who stared in awe and said "im fucking thirsty" and put it back.
george bush was a better president for first pitches than barack obama. there. i said it.
We should see who can shotgun a beer faster over iPhone FaceTime
I'm on his itunes. He has a sex playlist. It's actually not so much a playlist as 12 Kylie Minogue songs with a big gay Whitney finish.
i guess when we were done i grunted "unforgiveable" and walked out.
Call 911 I'm faking my own death so this fat chick leaves my room
Hey fuck you and your taint. I'm just riding a canoe called life, back the fuck off. P.s. I need a ride
you asked my brother if you could eat the cupcake that you found. you were showing him a baked potato
I show up hung over with mcdonalds. Why wouldn't he have sex with me? It's a fucking leap year...
Did u see the proverb she left as a comment on my picture?
I will forever remember this as The Great Jalepeno Cock Burn of 2014.
At one point I was convinced he was a snake and was going to eat me And I just accepted it
you were shouting "me peeing on him is the closest he'll EVER get to my vagina!"
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