I wish everyone walked around campus with a video of what they did this weekend above their heads.
So the next morning, she had to tell her kids we were moving furniture around all night.
Pre-game strategy: play thunder by yourself in the shower. Surprisingly, success.
I thinking of taking all of the pics of his dick that he's sent me and making a calendar.
The great thing about skinny blondes is that they're all interchangeable.
I told him I had to grab my Swedish fish from the car before they froze. Then I just left. But the fact that he knew how important it was not to have my fish freeze almost made me come back in....almost.
FALSE ALARM! I didn't piss myself, I fell asleep in the shower and then drunkingly crawled into my bed
And I might have stolen a bag of Doritos out of Matt's car and hid them in my bag and gave individual chips out to people dancing, trying to convince people they were mini tacos.. Like why Am I allowed to be an adult
And my nipple is sore from him biting it. That is not a complaint.
Fell asleep on kitchen floor again, chicken nuggets everywhere.
Any sexual interaction is meaningless without pizza during half time.
The thing about pooping in the woods during hunting season is you never know if someone's watching you.
If my drunken penis pic is ever to be forgiven id like to start over with all that
Smoked a joint with mom, best Thanksgiving ever!
is it bad that I'm more worried about having to take out my piercings than the fact that I might be having a kid
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