wake up i wanna do it froggy style
i feel like arbor mist is too classy for that. you need a colt 45
Yeah you're right. The one time when arbor mist is too classy
just credit carded her and her mom at the same time... that drunk. get on my level
Everytime I see a couple on campus walking and holding hands I just want to yell he's gonna lie!
i just went 2 months without giving head... thats like two months without coffee. or two months without sun.
want to meet me after class and possibly get arrested for indecent exposure?
Oh damn. God have mercy on everything w a dick in a ten mile radius.
He said I act like a cross between a kindergartener and a high 70 year old man. Which is inacurate because it fails to account for the disco obsession.
She got drunk on the air plane and pretended to be an elephant for an hour...Atleast the kid behind us enjoyed it.
He said his name was Tony, after last night I will refer to him as Tiny
Is there evidence of another human being getting away with this/ not dying?
You just missed an honest to god bukkake
Everyone I slept with in 2016 is getting a Christmas card from me. Because I'm an adult.
he offered to let me fuck his brother , of course im marrying him
come on Dane.. ive been there. im like the female version of you, except with morals
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