Me. At least after what I've been through.
oh well at that point I was already depressed with life because I had watched the bratz movie.
She was wearing a "Got Beer" hat and your bed had necco wafers all over it the next morning. Another story for the grandkids.
No that means he must've used the nipple clamps
You tried to call "time out" during the sobriety test.
I judge a person on how well they respect their vaginas... I can tell by the lack of respect she has for hers I dislike her.
I gave an inspirational speech to a bum and called a bride ugly at her wedding reception.
Sooo the theme of my 21st is rapidly becoming Gay Mexico
Hate you missed the after party, I was covered in dish soap gliding bare assed down a slip n slide at 6:30 this morning
Yeah, surprised you made it on time this morning. Remarkable, considering 2 hours ago you were pretending to be talking window curtains.
And thanks for putting me in that safety position on the bathroom floor while I was spooning the toilet
Can you hurry up? Jamie just challenged my ex boyfriend to a duel and someone honest to God handed her a sword?
She didn't have her own?
Hey now one little girl thought it was cool I was covered in blood. Apparently according to her Mom she wants to be a surgeon when she grows up
So I decided to sleep with him for the first time in months so I can convince him it's his kid instead of the other guy
Drunk. Come get me. Out front blue shirt.
Where are you? And you borrowed my shirt. I know what you're wearing. How wasted are you?
Hotel
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