We should go out drinking together soon
I'm still not going to have sex with you
This girl is more easily done than said...
remember the good old days of high school when a half gal would last for more than a nite
no really all good couples have similar hair colors!
You know those ponds where you go and pay $5 and your guarranteed to catch a fish thats how i describe her
the guy that filmed erin andrews naked got 27 months in jail. Every man that's seen it should send him cigs and a nail file baked in a cake. We owe it to him.
i was about to cum until he started doing shrek impressions.
um, yes. it's my birthday, of course there will be acid.
He was drinking a long island through his Breathalyzer tube.
Wait, whatever happened to locking our vaginas in closets?
Need you on the dancefloor. Hungry and lonely.
Just read 119 best sex positions. I wanna try 107 of them. Can I put you down for 50?
Statistics show that guys with slightly higher IQ scores and overly-trimmed eyebrows have micro penises. It's science.
"Because this is an ongoing legal matter" is how his morning after sex text began. So...
so i realized that he's only my physical relationship and beer is my emotional relationship...
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